Theology Gaming’s Best of 2014

Here is our best of for the year 2014. Enjoy! (or listen to our podcast!)

Best Game That Is Resident Evil 4 – The Evil Within

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Best Slicing-Dudes-Like-Butter Game – Strider

Best HD Re-release That Is Full Price – Halo: Master Chief Collection

Most Ironic Title For A Game People Play Too Much – Destiny

Best Game That Is Also the Best Video Game Pun Ever – Destiny

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(We couldn’t help ourselves. In fact, you could say it was our…wait for it…DESTINY)

“Greatest Game Ever” That Mercilessly Sucks All Your Time (And You Can’t Pause) – Destiny

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Best Game Where French People Have British Accents – Assassin’s Creed: Unity

Most “Revolutionary” Game of 2014 – Assassin’s Creed: Unity

Best Use of Birds In A Supporting Role – Tie – Monument Valley and A Bird Story

Best Game That’s Money-Gated Behind Another Game (DLC) – Last of Us Left Behind

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Best Stockholm Syndrome Game – Mario Kart 8

(Zachery gets sad when the blue shell isn’t beating him down. He feels like something’s wrong when he’s not getting blue-shelled.)

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Best $30 Demo – Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes

Best Genesis-Era-Sonic-Like Game (Never Stop!) – Freedom Planet

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Most Accurate Knight Simulator of 2014 (Forget Chivalry!) – Shovel Knight

Award For Contributing Nothing Valuable To Dark Souls Formula (Especially Meaningless Puzzles) – Dark Souls 2

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Most Magical-Happy-Amazeballs Free to Play – Hearthstone

Best Grizzled Old Bastard Game – Wasteland 2

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Gold Digger Award (Most Fun Haggling With a Dog) – Rusty’s Real Deal (“WOOF!”)

Best Game My Mother Loved (But Your Mother Would Hate) – Bayonetta 2

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Weirdest MMO (About Selling Drugs, Drinking or Doing Whatever You Want) – Velvet Sundown

Conversation Killer Award – World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor

(Just try to talk about this game with your non-WoW friends. Get FDA approval and you’ll be a certified sleep aid).

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Most Innovative Mechanic – Double Jumping in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

(Award only counts if you have never played anything other than CoD.) Call of Duty With a Double Jump is the latest entry in the Call of Duty series, which has heretofore been known for not having double jumps.

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Best Dynasty Warriors Game – Hyrule Warriors

(completely beating out the one hundred billion other Warriors games that probably came out this year, I didn’t check).

 

Best Game With a Fungi – Captain Toad Treasure Tracker

Least Mature Ubisoft Paper Mario-like – A TIE! South Park: Stick of Truth or Child of Light.

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Zachery Oliver, MTS, is the lead writer for Theology Gaming, a blog focused on the integration of games and theological issues. He can be reached at viewtifulzfo at gmail dot com or on Theology Gaming’s Facebook Page.