From the opening credits
Destiny is grand
Light fighting against darkness
across near and foreign lands.
Whispers of the Master Chief and Cortana
riddle the game to its core.
Does Bungie have it in them
to provide an actual game instead of a snore?
The Traveler hovers quietly
keeping the darkness at bay.
From the Tower in the last city
the Guardians plot against their prey.
Solid game mechanics cannot salvage a story
that is so utterly lost.
Multiple expansions ahead
gamers will pay the cost.
What should one think
about a game so out of sync?
Of a destiny filled with no ability to pause
but firmly gripped in Fallen maws.
As the Titan punches, the Dinklebot speaks
The roar of gunfire never ceases
as the light furthers its reach
Come join me fellow gamers
in this galaxy and beyond
Where we’ll shoot all the things
let freedom ring
and the Traveler may he save us all.