How A Microsoft Surface Saved Me from the Brink of Death

Hello, my name is Ted and I’m a video game theologian.  I’m writing a blog that is a combination of my two greatest interests – the study of God and the playing of video games.  I’m a seminary student and a gamer.  You never know what game or subject I will write about on the Video Game Theology blog.

There I was, laying on the couch and struggling to breathe.  Congestion clouded my brain and fever raced through my system.  Well, maybe I didn’t have a fever – but I did feel extremely horrible.  It was just a bad cold but I know that there seems to be some flu and cold bugs floating around lately.  How was I on the brink of death?  I wasn’t able to find or play any video games during my four days of sickness!


At first it didn’t matter, but after a two days I had viewed every movie or TV show that I ever cared to watch on Netflix.  I even watched two episodes of My Little Pony for goodness sake.  That doesn’t make me a brony.  I didn’t have the mental aptitude to play Assassin’s Creed 3.  Connor is trying to save his village from destruction (again) and that requires careful thought, planning, and various skills with blades – so that game was out.  Then I thought, “My iPhone, maybe that will save me!” – but the screen is too small and isn’t everybody getting tired of their iPhone these days?  It’s kind of funny but now when I see someone using the new Samsung Galaxy phones – at first I thought it looked ridiculous with such a large phone, but now, I look at my iPhone and it looks so small, so insignificant.  That’s marketing for you.


Then I saw it on the corner of my ottoman, my Microsoft Surface sitting there like a neglected friend.  Sure, when I bought the Surface I was just curious and I wanted to experience Windows 8.  It’s been a largely positive experience and I love learning new operating systems – seriously, I do.  But I just haven’t been able to love the device.  There’s nothing wrong with it, I just feel like Microsoft is trying to catch up to Apple iPad and they have a long way to go.  At first there weren’t many apps in the Windows 8 store, but the amount of downloads have picked up lately.  So I explored the Windows store and came across two old friends – available for free download.  My old friends were Microsoft Solitaire Collection and Minesweeper.  They were the perfect types of game for my Dayquil addled brain to play – and I was able to at least move one finger.  Why weren’t these two Microsoft game staples already on my Surface? Well, they just weren’t ready yet.  Perhaps the developers needed some extra time to make the games work better with Windows 8.  But now, both games have grown up since the days I played them on a 386 running Windows 3.1.  Both games instantly connected me to my Xbox Live account.  Even though I don’t play online with my Xbox 360, I still have an active account and it is nice to know that I can earn achievements while playing these simple games.


For Solitaire, you are given the option of selecting from a wide variety of themes.  I chose a Western theme.  While the game was dealing from a deck of worn cards, I even heard horses neighing in the background.  I have always enjoyed the standard Klondike version but recently have started playing Spider.  Controls are simple and sensible – you use your finger to drag cards to where you want them to go.  The Daily Challenges are a lot of fun too.  There are three per day, and they are all challenging but solvable – and there is no limit on attempts.


But Minesweeper saved my life. Arkadium games somehow took this simple game and gave it a facelift.  You can play it the same way you always have, but I was sucked into the Minesweeper Adventure.  In this game, you are a little explorer in a dark, treasure-filled cavern and you need to get to the exit.  The cavern is filled with gold, treasure, maps, weapons, enemies, and mines of course.  I played that game for a full hour without even noticing how miserable I was feeling.  That’s the magic of a good game.  That’s the magic of a good movie or a good book as well.  Stories, games, and adventures take you away from thinking about yourself for a while.

As I mentioned, I am a seminary student.  I still have a full-time job working in computers and technology, but I decided almost two years ago to work on getting a Masters of Divinity.  I take one or two classes per semester.  What am I going to do with it?  I don’t know exactly, but throughout my life I have often found myself working with children.  I enjoy preaching to kids.  It is a lot more challenging than you may think and I often use games and stories to teach them and get a point across.

Wild Man Ted leading a children's church

Wild Man Ted leading a children’s church

When I think about it, I’m doing for children the same thing that Minesweeper and Solitaire have recently been doing for me.  For a short time, I want to get the listeners to stop thinking about themselves – to set aside their own lives for a moment and think about something new and different.

I think Jesus was a master storyteller.  People loved to listen to him because he talked about subjects to which people could relate.  Imagine how a farmer might have felt, sitting on a hillside and listening to Jesus talk about a sower throwing seeds on the ground – what a great story!  Or perhaps to be a shepherd and hear Jesus tell a story about a shepherd leaving ninety nine safe sheep to go and search for that one lost lamb.  At the very least. a listener with the hardest of hearts would come away feeling entertained.  However, for those who “had ears to hear”, how much more did they gain as they heard words of life coming from the lips of Jesus?

About Ted Loring

Wild Man Ted is also known as the Video Game Theologian, and blogs frequently about God and video games. He is a seminary student at Gordon Conwell Theological Seminary a Technology Manager at Anuvia Prevention and Recovery Center. Ted’s love for technology and video games started as soon as he saw the Atari 2600 at Robbie Foster’s house when he was a kid. The glow of the game Combat from the television screen beckoned him to come and play. He will never forget that feeling and he will never outgrow it.
  • You watched two episodes of Friendship is Magic? That doesn’t make you a serious brony. But it’s getting dangerously close! I can’t imagine what would have happened if somebody walked in on you! Haha. You do an amazing job of making Minesweeper sound compelling again. I never liked the original. But now I want to try adventure mode! And if it saved you from despairing sickness, then it must be worth it! I was out sick for the past two days this week. And I only got to play XCOM: Enemy Unknown a little bit towards the end of it. It’s definitely a nice thing when something can make us forget how terrible we feel!
    Teaching kids is definitely a rewarding thing. It’s probably one of my favorite parts of preaching/teaching – when the young ones get it. Maybe that’s why I talk about poop more than most theologians… I’m guessing you can relate! This is an excellent post. And while it’s more steam-of-consciousness, it’s really easy to follow. I like your writing style!

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